Friday, June 08, 2007

ehhhh??? [shrug shoulders]

Put apple sauce and almonds in your bag.
Ride your bike to Little Italy.
Put bike in car.
Drive car to Aikido class.
Feel more balanced with every Arigato gozaimashita you hear or say.
Eat apple sauce and almonds.
Yawn.
Imagine who she is with and what she is doing.
Imagine her f*%^I#$ a facekess man.
Stay for second class.
Jiyu Waza.
Drive back, with hands at 10 and 2.
Wonder if 10 and 2 is the governments suggestion still, or if air bags f&^# up that techniqe.
Buy spinach, milk, 7-grain bread, hummus, four red apples, three avocados and two bottles of expensive blood orange juice.
Yawn
Drive home.
Look to your left to see if the lady in the next car about 10 feet away from you is looking at you.
Think about hating cars and driving them.
Imagine whipping your own back for driving your car....
Increased heart rate and attentiveness when a cop car goes by.
Why do I have a car?
Go home.
Sigh.
Think of your last sexual experience.
Think of her.
Drive to alchohol class.
Deny.
Drive home.
Scratch a scab.
Bleed a bit.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

alcohol class huh? it's been a while. nice pics (above) -- i guess i could have commented on that post instead!

9:18 PM  
Blogger shilo said...

i love this.

3:48 PM  

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