Sunday, February 25, 2007

Princess Leah Vs. Freddy


Wednesday, February 21, 2007

An engineered vent and beef with architects



An architect named Norman Foster is receiving all the credit for the design of Millau Viaduct, a beautiful new bridge in Southern France. He, apparently, is not shying away from the spotlight and is denying that the design team consisted of a brilliant structural engineer (Michel Virlogeux) and the engineering groups Arcadis, Greisch, and Thales. Also, the two contractors that actually built the bridge employ many highly skilled engineers.

Why is Virlogeux not getting credit for the design? After all, he is the designer and Foster is the architect. Architects (usually) use their artistic creativity to give suggestions to the engineers concerning the engineering solutions and on the aesthetics as to how the structure will fit with the landscape.

This beautiful bridge is the result of a team effort, not one pompous architect as the accolades suggest. Why do architects gotta playa hate?

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Pretty foreign girls and imaginary little people

The little person inside the stomach turns on a little megaphone and gives a warning. They shout that the female in front of the stomach owner is bad news, is a liar and a backstabber.

The fashion magazine editor and pornographer director in the brain says that the little stomach person doesn't know what the f*%& they're talking about. Who's smarter?

Answer: The little stomach person.

Who wins?

Answer: The fashion magazine editor.